What are some good classic jokes?

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

What is the funniest joke ever?

20 Jokes That Can Make Absolutely Anyone Laugh “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.” “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.” “What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “What did the green grape say to the purple grape! “How does Jesus make tea? “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

What are the best short jokes?

How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!

How do you throw a space party?

Want to hear a construction joke?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!

Talk is cheap?

Why did the gym close down?

Two artists had an art contest.

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

What are some good clean jokes?

101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

What are some good girlfriend jokes?

12 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriend What state are you from? Are you from Tennessee? Checking the goods When you’re hanging out with your girlfriend you need to lean towards her and start rubbing the cloth of her clothes between her fingers and say The Art of the Joke You: Why do painters always fall for their models?

What are nice jokes?

Two cows are grazing in a field. I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. What did the swordfish say to the marlin? How do you make holy water? Will glass coffins be a success? I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.

What are some clever puns?

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope.

but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

it’s in my jeans.”

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

What are the best joke websites?

GAG.

Cracked.

TheChive.

Break.com.

VideoBash.

Failblog.

XKCD.

Ebaums world.

FunnyJunk.

Funny or Die.

What are some great jokes for kids?

200+ Funny (and Clean) Jokes Guaranteed to Make Kids Laugh What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? How does a cucumber become a pickle? What did one toilet say to the other? What do you think of that new diner on the moon?

What are some good jokes about teachers?

100 Teacher Jokes You’ll Want to Steal For Your Classroom Grammar Jokes. What do you call Santa’s brothers and sisters? Relative clauses. Math Jokes. Parallel lines have so much in common. Science Jokes. ‘Geology Rocks!’ What does the thermometer say to the cylinder? English Jokes. Last night I dreamt I wrote The Lord of the Rings. History & Geography jokes. Why did Henry VIII put skittles on his lawn?