What are the best short jokes?

How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!

How do you throw a space party?

Want to hear a construction joke?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!

Talk is cheap?

Why did the gym close down?

Two artists had an art contest.

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

What is the funniest joke ever?

20 Jokes That Can Make Absolutely Anyone Laugh “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.” “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.” “What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “What did the green grape say to the purple grape! “How does Jesus make tea? “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

What are some funny short quotes?

Here are some funny short quotes about believing: I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. ~ Carl Sandburg ~ I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. ~ Bertrand Russell ~ I can believe anything, provided it is quite incredible.

What are some good clean jokes?

101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

What are funny jokes to tell a girl?

12 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriend What state are you from? Are you from Tennessee? Checking the goods When you’re hanging out with your girlfriend you need to lean towards her and start rubbing the cloth of her clothes between her fingers and say The Art of the Joke You: Why do painters always fall for their models?

What is smart humor?

“Smart Humor” is the kind of humor that is given to us by for example, “Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation)” gives us that is funny simply by stating facts without any yelling, or weird voices. Shows like Futurama , or again The Simpsons, gives us this kind of humor as well, and it is maybe rejected by people who don’t…

What is one line joke?

A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A good one-liner is said to be pithy – concise and meaningful. Comedians and actors use this comedic method as part of their act, e.g.

What are some good classic jokes?

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?